My Tub at Le Mans 2004 - Dave Rennie

I picked up my co-driver (direction finder and hard drinking attorney) at the silly early time of about 5am and stashed his stuff all over the car which had a noticeable effect to the cars already low ride height.

We decided that a nice gentle drive from Southampton (Titanic port) to Portsmouth, just to get the feel of the car during long journeys, would be a good idea. The car had been tuned, striped of the bumpers, headlights replaced with speedster grills and lowered especially for the trip but had been back a few times for re-tuning and an 050 dizzy fitting. The problem being that my car has a 1600 normal engine but has 912 solex carbs and Knetch Mesh Filters which had not been rebuilt and where being a bit of a bitch for my man at Retromotors to sort.

Any way the tub made the small trip no problem and we were directed to board the ferry to France. It was like a scene from the Gum Ball Rally film. Exotic sports cars ranging from old Porsche (of which we only noticed two) to old Alfa and Jags. The ferry filled with the sound of reving engines and the dim lights bouncing of the cars shiny paint work.

The crossing was uneventful. The normal scene of kids running around screaming and shouting and adults trying to ignore the behaviour.

The arrival at France was less painful and the cars were lined up and sent on there way. We tried to follow a group of E and D types but just could not keep up. Later after a quick pitstop they past us again. We arrived at Le Mans and found our way to the unofficial meeting point in front of the cathedral. For those of you that have seen the Steve McQueen film it was like the scene at the beginning when he stops in his black 911 and looks at the women selling flowers and has a flash back. Several other Porsche owners had already congregate in the area and we parked up and settled in to a couple of pints of cool French lager. My old tub seemed to be getting quite a bit of attention from the locals even though there were other 356s parked about. I can only guess that it was the racing look of the car.

The Porsche contingent moved on (Ritche King of karmann Konnection included) and we decided that there was time for a couple more cool lagers and anyway most of the Porsche GB people had booked hotels when we had decided to ruff it in the Mason Blanche campsite.

The weather was good and the temperature was rising. The temp gauge on my car has not been working properly for sometime so after a quick feel of the engine and an oil check we ambled on to register our attendance with the Porsche France club. My attorney got him self a nice Porsche club watch to go with his Omega Seamaster and the car got its stickers (necessary for the laps around the track the next day).

The campsite was set and the car needed to be prepared for the laps so we went for shopping. My attorney selected a mixture of fine wines (at least 18 bottles) and an assortment of salty snacks. I picked up a few choice bottles just to be sociable. That night a few bottles went to good use preparing the driver and his copilot for the laps and also to try and drown out the sound of race cars zipping past. A quick thank you to the Netherlands club for the company and a parking space.

Next morning we placed the car in the Porsche club compound and sat in the sun. Again my old tub was getting lots of attention (may be its the louvered deck lid).

Had a chat with an old gent that was parked next to me. He had recently paid #15,000 to have his engine rebuilt and was still not happy with it. His car looked patinered and his engine had been upgraded to 75bhp from the 60bhp it once had. #15,000 is just to much, he could have bought my whole car for that. My car had also recently had engine work, a replacement fitted which cost me #1,200 + parts and a tune-up (thank you Ritchie King). Anyway we noticed that several drivers had started there cars so we jumped in, fired up the damon and rolled into place. My attorney grabbed his camera and hunkered down (no seat belts) hoping that if we crashed that this would help.

The gates opened and I went heavy on my right foot. The car tucked into the corner and we were off. The 911 in front pulled away and several others over took. This is were things get out of control and I must have been taken over by some mad spirit - I floored it. The back went down and the front came up and we roared up past the stadium. Into the corner, "keep your line" shouted my attorney as he snapped away with the camera and held on for his life. The car dove into the bend and out the other side, mid way punching the right pedal again.

"She handles f*****g great", I shouted over the engine and Michelin ZXZ tires squealing as another 911 pasted us. Under the Dunlop bridge and all I can remember is thinking about the people watching and what a sight it must be to see this old tub drift round the corners doing only 50mph with a couple of loonies screaming as loud as the tires. I looked in my rear view mirror as a yellow 911GT3 past us and something was chasing us very fast.

"Look behind us quick", I shouted. My attorney looked around and started screaming all kinds of noises as two Ford GT40s flashed past us like we were sat still having a glass of wine. I checked my speedo, we were doing 95mph and the tachometer was almost in the red. The temp gauge was of the scale. This will be something I will not forget for some time. I was doing 95mph in a 44 year old Porsche down the (excuse my spelling) Mouson Straight with Le Mans winners passing me and 911s all around. Suddenly my attorney shouted and I was again snapped back to the moment, "that GT can stop on a penny so as your attorney I suggest you slow down".

I slammed on the anchors, the nose went down, I watched the speed drop but not fast enough. I dropped it down a gear and the tacho lurched up into the red - still not enough. I aimed for the gravel pit. The driver of the Yellow GT must have seen my face (we were close enough) and suddenly he was gone. I jumped to the heavy right foot and pushed her into the corner at 65mph. "That 911 sc is off the line you can take him", another quality comment from the attorney We passed the 911 and then into the next corner with all four wheels drifting but those Michelin tyres sure can grip and the car snapped back to the tarmac just in time. With my right foot back to the floor the car slowly crept up the speedo through the finish line and past another old tub.

The yellow flag went up and all around me cars had started to slow down. I could feel that my old tub didn't want to slow down and as I eased off the right foot she started spitting and coughing just like the race cars I had heard the night before. The cars and drivers were wound down and directed into the inner circuit where I was greeted by a camera man. "How was it" he shouted. "I think I F****d it", I replied. My attorney reached out under the car and told me that my tires are great and that he is going to invest in some "all though they are red hot and soft to the touch".

The car was directed back to the Porsche club display. For an old shopping cart her performance was outstanding. I think though, I could do with a new motor again. It wasn't until we returned to the camp site and I had time to check the car over that I found the 18 bottles of red wine in the front of the car. It's not a surprise the car was slow to accelerate

"What was the point of all the effort to lighten the car when you leave your duty free shopping in the front". "Well I thought we might go off on a corner and would need a drink".

Dave Rennie (UK) LSU 442.